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1. Raise Plow!

There’s wet sleet on your road You got some dangerous curves But I’ve got a wide load and I ain’t gonna swerve Oh, you was an ice queen but you’re getting slushy now ‘cause I’m spreading your snow with...

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2. It's Fucking Cold Outside

There’s frost on the windows and my ears are numb It’s fucking cold outside People who build snowmen are dumb It’s fucking cold outside Took my dog for a walk he got hit a plow But it’s too cold for a...

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3. Yippie-ki-yay

A soulful ode to our favorite holiday film. Check out the music video here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCtbj4O7Ze0

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4. I Shot Rudolph And I'm Sorry

A tale of murder and justice from the old west to the North Pole.

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5. Breakfast With Santa

A tale of magic and awkwardness on Christmas day. Check out the music video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr74mrf7I40&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

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6. Carol of the Comedians

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7. Christmas Nerd

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8. New Years Steve

Your New Years party sounds cool But I’ve got some other plans A party put on by a man They call New Years Steve You just wouldn’t believe It’s invitation only to his penthouse level apartment perched...

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9. Bomb Threat Christmas

On Christmas morning all the packages were opened And I'd gotten everything for which I had been hoping but there was one strange package left lying all alone mom and dad didn't know where it came from...

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10. Bagel Bagel Bagel

I had a little bagel, I made it out of dough. I put it in the oven, and watched my bagel grow! O, Bagel bagel bagel, I made you out of dough. I put you in the oven, and watched my bagel grow! I had a...

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11. Dogs Don't Know It's Christmas Time

Watch the music video here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_zGcCjLqo&feature=youtu.be&hd=1 Raising awareness about a worldwide epidemic.

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12. It Sucks To Be Born On Christmas

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